Hello, loyal listeners!
Here at the Esoteric Order HQ, we are working on a little soon-to-be-revealed secret project. Part of this project involves collating a "sound collage" of favorite moments from past recorded sessions, and we thought that we'd open up nominations to the general audience.
So: out of our hundreds of hours of recorded sessions, are there any small moments that still stick with you? Critical dice rolls, moments of high drama or low comedy, tragic deaths and heroic sacrifices, and so on.
If so, please leave your nominations in the comments section below and our Master Archivist will delve into the back catalog and retrieve them.
Thanks!
There are a lot of moments I like, but then those already exist inside of my head so individual moments aren't as needed. My requests would be:
ReplyDelete1) Can we have a montage of Des's various anguished cries of "No!" as her characters traits rebel against her intentions? I expect that should fill up a good handful of minutes.
2) The first and last in-character lines of your various characters throughout the games. They don't necessarily have to die, just a nice contrast from how they started to where they ended.
One of the earliest shining moments I'd have to attribute to Dr. Miles Hume: "Stand back. I'm about to perform Medicine!" Such a great character. Bill's delivery was perfect.
ReplyDeleteEarly Pendragon there are some fabulous lines and one liners from all the saxons David did. That accent and delivery is perfect. Makes me crack up just thinking it.
I'm always a big fan of Jen. She can be so scandalized by the shit she herself says in characters or the GM describes. Many tasty examples all throughout the archive. I'll have to think on some specific episodes later.
Since I started re-listening to the Pendragon sessions I thought I'd put down some notes on good bits. Here's what I got so far. I'll keep posting here as I get along. It's been great stuff, but below are some snippets that might make for tasty audiobites, since you can't exactly make a 250+ hour greatest moments thing of all of it.
DeletePendragon Demo part 2:
53m - a hug and a rogering
2:40m - slaying of the ghost
2:45m - piss boy or an angel
Year 485
18m dave's crit (there were several this whole year, shocking!)
24m sweetmeats
~28m the stockade insident
32m combat advice from the veterans
1;53 Virgil crits flirt
And now, I'm off to 486. I'll be back in a couple episodes.
Year 486
Delete8m Sir Vergil's relatios
~2h Pace get a glimpse of Sir Lykus's (?) undercarriage
2:15 sweetmeat bandits
Year 487
1:30 questing beast
1:42 Vergil to the rescue
Great eventful feast all round.
2:00 Reckless!
2:20 Sir Cynrain the murder machine
487 was a great episode! Brendan was memorable as Sir Cormac. His obsession with the questing beast was well played out. Sir Vergil seems to be the ladies favourite. That was so well played by Renae starting with the earliest squire scenes. On a second listen through it really is excellent roleplay.
Year 488
DeleteGreat fun on yearly events
2:20 capture of Sir Blains
2:30 a quick feast
Year 489
Arthurian lion
Feasting follows
2:20 Sir Pace's courtship and unlikely success
2:45 beaten and captured, great saxon voice work.
Year 490
DeleteWinter phase: Sir Pace's departure, Vergil's courtship
1:44 Frothy Gustaf
~2:00 Epic rescue of fallen comrades
~2:15 demise of sir Vergil (and sir Lewin)
Year 491
10m David S succeeds!
18m Wolfram's duel for love
2:10m steamy dance with lady Jenna
Sir Vergil is immoratalized in song
Great feast!
Year 492
1:24m Merlin shows his face
2:05m Cormack is on the hunt
2:24m Cynrain speaks in his defense
Onwards to 493!
Thanks for doing these! Really good stuff.
DeleteOnly two today. Apologies. ;)
DeleteYear 493
1:01 the friar incident
1:20 council with Roderic
~2:00 a wild praetor appears, it's super effective
2:30 the roman is an ass
2:40 Tathan's year is a "wash"
2:52 welcome to Salisbury
Schrödinger's Cynrain
Year 494
Winter phase: Cormack's duel of fail
1:28 pictish scuttle
1:35 "your fart joke here"
1:50 horse race
2:05 damsel in distress
2:09 squire business
2:35 treasure!
2:54 vile poison!
Year 495
Delete8m Cormack's spicy winter
Cynrain the banneret
30m Concord's army of squires
59m charge
1:09 too old for this shit
1:34 Jeridan bites the dust (what about them bodyguards?)
1:49 Cynrain saved
1:59 Roderick down
2:08 Smell of battle
2:44 poison! again!
Year 496 part 1
3m bastard of sorrow
busy year for castle builders, many squires are knighted
30m just phoning it in
35m changeling
1:10 omelette bar and mimosas, order of the empty goblet
1:16 fighting words, saxon voice goodness
Vortigerns honeytonguued spawn
2:19 misbehaving changeling
2:30 to the forest sauvage. many tips.
2:40 horseplay
Year 496 part 2 / 497
DeleteJuusting? Jyysting?
~40m sun and moon
55m modest hawk
~1:10m oberon
2:00 double tribute
2:22 mound party
2:41 merlin's bucket list
~3:00 crit fest
3:26 it's blains!
Year 498
Blains courts the countess to the tune of grinding teeth
~40 cynrain's old flame
~55 which saxons are the least appalling
1:05 the art of manscaping
1:18 merlin again with adventure
1:32 some new rugs show up
~1:50 merlin and jeridan duel
~2:00 army assambles. to ridychan!
2:21 which arm do you like the least?
wolfram's madness
Year 499
Blains!
40m cynrains court. Blaiiiinnns!
~1:00 Tathan over the wall. Oxford taken
1:30 bad mounthing the host
~1:45 cormack & tathan in the forest sauvage. lost, wild hunt, questing beast
~2:15 lady of the lake
2:20 slap the jeesus out of tathan
2:44 marriage of count cynrain
2:47 Ponce is back. :D
During the next few years I've literally had my hands full so time labels are somewhat lacking.
DeleteYear 500
the b-plot characters
lots of bits about Tathans inteligent horse sprinkled about the episode
5m the curse of Ponce!
24m the pages for Blains project
riding with saxons with no pay
~1:00 hunting party
quest of the raven manor
~1:50 bandits in the woods
witches of the tower
Year 501
~45m shit talking Blains. Delightful.
Queen kidnapped
1:18 scottish voicework. nice
1:25 Morgan's wedding
1:40 black dogs
1:45 apparitions
2:04 damn dirty picts
2:14 fisticuffs
2:40 dirty picts again
magical boar spear
Year 502
Prophecies for all
1:00 black annis. creepy.
1:40 bold statements from the saxons
raids
~2:00 Concords giant
Tathan's wedding feast
Years 503-504
Wolfram returns! Tragedy strikes.
40m plans with Cornwall
1:03 beasts in the water
1:20 fall of sir Tathan
1:42 Sir Aeron the chaste (I keep hearin him as Arryn)
~1:50 battle plans against saxon invasion
2:36 the spearpoint (sans lube)
Year 505
16m Jade proclaims "Cynrain will live forever".
~1:00 swamp patrol
1:20 lord douchebag of backwater manor
1:40 an evil blade and lesson in humility
2:06 the monks can handle it
~2:20 cynrain back in action
2:45 saxon hero captured
3:18 Ponce!
Year 506
12m Ponce's sister, ugmo
39m the first tournament
~1:00 fun feast, Jaradan's courtesan
1:15 squire on squire action
~1:30 Aeron goes mad, wolfram dominates, caradoc goes too far
Meet Sir Archade
2:10 the young monk at the wrong white horse
pagan rites with lady of the lake
Year 507
Delete38m sister jenna's vision
~1:00 big ol' giant
1:15 the dragon
wayyyyy too much dilly dallying
~1:50 the fight
2:12 Sir Aeron regains his sanity
2:24 freeing the giant
2:35 roadblock.
2:40 grim news of sarum
Year 508
17m Poncette
58m Cormack has learned his lesson
1:00 muster, new armor and meatshields
1:12 Caradoc is served a cold dish of lance and is captured
~1:54 the smart horse
1:59 Cynrains boy Cadfael shows up
2:03 battle hysterics
It's just too cute when Renae can't still can't figure out crits rolls. Luckily Dave is always there to help.
2:24 presenting the rear
2:30 save the king!
2:39 Blains is dead
Year 509/510
32m yule log, saxon demands, strong words and loogies are exchanged
41m wolfram knights young robert
57m taking care of bandits
1:34 aeron has an affair with cynrains wife
2:00 young sir kay and his warty squire
2:02 wolframs true love, damn those vows of celibacy
2:15 sword from stone
2:18 aloha, merlin is back from vacation
510 continued
Arthurs first battle as king
~45 chalonge the intelligent horse. always good fun.
~50 wolframs heroic squire
1:07 battle hysterics
~1:45 mission to acquitane
~2:00 merlins big step. acquitane's army saves the day
2:31 the sons of Lou
~2:40 guess who went mad again
Year 511
~1:00 siege at newton tony
1:38 sir aeron goes willingly.. or will he?
Dave already gave up, but aeron fights on!
~2:05 Sir Hervis is one cold sob
the man with the unhealing wound
2:23 investigation at the jerkface manor
2:32 delicious jeesus burn delivered by wolfram
Wolfram saves the day by failing a passion and fumbling his attack.
Year 512
One of busiest year ever. So much going on.
18m chalonge
43m sir aeron's gaping wound
Arthur makes a house call, revelations of parentage, archade pays the bill
~1:25 Jousting with Pellinore, excalibur broken, wolfram berates pellinore
~2:00 sir balin of two swords and a deuchy attitude, lady of the lake slain
2:29 pellinor says sorry with 500 knights,
malahaut taken
Year 153
Delete~14m warlords
33m Chalonge passed away :(
35m Hey, your wife just dies. You owe her family 100£
Still shit talking Blains. Wonderful
1:22 the distinction between northeners and northeners
~1:28 merlin drops some truth. balin makes an appearance
~1:50 attack on king idre, cadfael takes the kill. good genes on that one.
2:59 enemy camp, victory
King Lot shows up, but so does Pellinore
Taking down king Falagantis(?)
3:15 pellinore take down Lot
Year 514
Preparations are made
~40m royal wedding announced
~45 a tale of woe at the bridge, meet sir agravaine
1:00 the mime
Kay and Gawaine
1:20 first seeing Guinevere
~1:36 spectacle at the wedding, a quest!
2:21 sir percy vs sir agravaine. what a deuce
2:29 the round table
Year 515
~50 the orcneys deuce up the wedding feast
~1:40 arthur accused
~2:00 the treasures of brittain
~2:25 the suspicious abbey and the rapey nuns
~2:40 the delusional knight
3:00 the lion and the serpent
Year 515 continued
Wolfram's lady love at the abbey
"Lets take a boat"
~45 pirates
1:27 "how many squire you got?"
the fairy court and yet another side quest
1:42 the horse eating giant and his happy brain song
~2:15 the treacherous maiden
many ambushes
~3:35 back in the nick of time
Year 516
17m pms'ing royally
33m archade brakes 10k. who would have thought dave could do it?
35m edern's wedding. moosepig
~1:00 the hunt, the roman guest
1:20 saxon!
in our the camp!
2:13 in their camp
Year 517
~48 battle of lincoln. wolfram goes mad and disappears
1:20 wolfram reappears and smashes the enemy single handedly
1:30 the white knight
1:40 the evil castle. ghost knights
1:55 edern saves wolfram
2:24 murderous emissaries from salisbury
2:34 a basket of poison ch'arki
Year 518
~45 it begins
1:00 archade down, but not dead yet. why you no remember the bodyguards? why?
1:37 wolfram's shield
1:47 dave remembers the bodyguards...
2:19 adwen fall, but is saved
2:29 dragons
3:06 cynrain rolls 7d6. that's some old man strength
3:09 the final battle. a thriller every round.
3:27 wolfram's demise and final declaration. epic.
3:36 cynrain nearly taken
3:38 adwen unconscious again
3:40 fall of sweet sweet concord :(
519 interlude
Delete4m the rightful heir debate. I should have marked the precious instances, but didn't. someone go back about ~10 years and spot them.
6m best of a bad situation, des's headcanon.
11m sir pureheart
Year 519
38m piton chargers
51 cynrains mission
53 rightful heir
57 cynrain is so modest
~1:00 sister lady jenna
1:09 the overly excited sir pureheart
1:14 red keep
1:23 oh yeah, archade is on the round table too
quest for the dragon
the hermit
2:10 dragons den
2:27 why did it have to be so courteous
2:42 sir balins tomb
Year 520
off to hunt dragons in the forest of dean
~58 the dolorous worm (wyrm? lets go with worm)
the princess of dean
1:20 the giant and the poison spear
1:30 oooh, shiny!
2:18 clever jack (they should've squire him then and there)
~2:37 the worm
~2:50 arthur needs a change of pants
2:58 edern and malvis sing for the court
Des's behind the scenes is fun to follow. Two great RP and adventure heavy episodes after a long line of battles is refreshing. 519 especially was very light hearted and full of puns and jokes.
Year 521
DeleteMorgan seduces Archade
Reneas reaction to Percy's wife dying
First look at Camelot
~55 siege perilous
1:22 sleepytime barge
1:30 sir dumbass. totally not a villain
Oh sir archade...
two excaliburs!
Oh sir archade...
2:14 let me roll that first aid
2:16 arthur lays down the law
falcon dealership
2:24 the newton tony wing
Year 522
new weapons
28m dual wielding flails
40m nimue takes his boyfriend home
1:00 the french merchant with many sons
1:35 poison shopping in camelot
~2:14 the curse of the worm
2:20 the perfect plan
edern and the elder
2:44 back alley jousting
Year 523
Malvis makes a "friend"
~1:20 the wailing ladies
1:26 sacred oath
village of idiots
the hag and the boy
2:30 the giant of the tower and his bride
Year 524
sir Purehearts lysty adventure
44m the severely wounded knight
hunt for pellinore's murderer continues, his sons think it was gawaine, challenge issued
~1:15 Tourney with jousting. Malvis is rocking it for lady gaill, but edern takes the cake. Good passes and nice details. particularly edern v malvis.
~2:11 the mystery squire
Malvis moves in with her lady
2:11 knight of the lake grabs all the quests
~2:30 one big f-ing pig
2:57 97 damage on sir pureheart. ouch.
Lancelot finds his name and cleans the quest roster.
loving all the squire scrote bits. sorry I didn't mark it, but was unable to reach for phone most of the day.
Year 525
quest for the comatose earl
des's new character, the sarasen introduced
1:19 sir jack nicholson
quest of the ivy tower
~1:45 looking for the princess of dean
2:07 malvis has a hard time deciding
lancelot again cleans the quest board
2:33 the wonder
romans demand tribute, arthur gives war
Year 526
Rashid's lady
15m "I didn't want that"
23m Branwen will keep you regular
Malvis's lady marries
~55 the army ships off to france
1:08 the king is missing
1:28 meeting the emperor
Rashid the reckless
pursuit, mace to the face
2:25 engagement, fight with enemy leader
2:27 the death of Sir Aerrand (Errand?) poor Dave...
meet sir gerard, hi gerard
Rashid knighted by arthur and named Sir Morien
Year 527
Meet Sir Larock (or whatever he was, can't fing him on the wiki), yet another Dave character
12m Morien in the street, Rashid in the sheets
A saucy battle
1:02 Larock bites the dust...
1:30 glory record: edern 3268 + annual. wowza
1:52 battle of milan
~2:35 the bounties of rome
edern the champion
sir gerard (also not on the wiki) the melancholy, was it 30+ weeks in rome?
~3:00 rashid romances his lady
Year 528
DeleteDes/Rashid freaking out about Lady Branwen all winter phase and spring.
Melancholia at the tourney and bro love
~55 off to find some quests while waiting for the tourney of Marlborough, bad dreams
The bard is back
1:15 The village from the dream
a big mouthed peasant
Mr. Grobaduke, the not-a-real-knight, top heavy like a toddler. Good puns all through the fight.
2:00 at marlborough at last
2:08 "Bitch, no! You did not just say that"
2:21 Failed passions on the first roll of the tourney. Morien is crushed. Edern has a plan and proceeds to be an unstoppable crit machine.
The cheat!
2:36 Ederns plan. Bromanship
2:38 The meeting
Oh no... Tragedy
Edern and Rune cover it up
"I didn't want that" "It's the Pendragon way"
The third player on this episode are Dave's dice. So pretty, so alluring, so deadly.
One of the best episodes ever. Full of high spirits and tragedy.
Year 529
Lots of weird stuff happened in the lost beginning. Malvis had a child with another woman during a pagan ritual? Wut?
5m Edern has a love passion of 30?
17m is that poem around somewhere?
28m the kings plan. the head of a god
42m tale of the head
~1:00 the head speaks
everyone is attacking at once
1:05 "It's time for blood, Hilda."
1:34 "Will I die on round 4. Likely"
1:37 unstoppable Edern is stopped after first charge! rules minion to the rescue!
2:02 The Wolfram maneuver
Lancelot makes peace terms
Cynrains big party
Blood on the dance floor, Leander keeps failing while impassioned.
Year 530
Guest appearance of Scott
The rules of love
36m Father!!!
On the Irish shores
57m Good enough to brain an irishman
1:31 sir Ira Glass
1:34 Dave is saging his dice... aaaand it didn't work... aaaand his squire fails.
1:57 Arthurs quest for the cauldron begins. Sir Gerard follows with only one foot. Folly I tell you
~2:30 Bran's hall
Tasty mead is sampled
2:44 Strong words are exchanged
2:56 Malvis is dead. RIP. Wormbane lost.
Dodinus dies
Gerard is saved by his missing foot! Huzzah!
Sagramore, drunk and driven mad by the loss of his love charges the king!
Gerard is killed. Well rude.
Sagramore bashes the king, but is killed by his bodyguards.
Finally, Edern is brought down.
The epic love between sagramore and dodinus told through the episode is the real story here.
Year 531
New knights, wonderful Kermit voices.
Ederns daughter is marrying a Saxon knight. Meet Sir Sigebryht, the self hating saxon
Fashion faux pas and saxon bashing at the feast.
1:05 against the rebellion of Chamille (?)
1:09 The swamp of sadness, but don't let the name fool you... :D
Leander gushing about his lady love. The desperation is bound to lead the whole thing into a tragic end. You're summoning it Des!
1:18 the keep
1:29 I've been pining real hard
walking bushes, companions captured
1:42 lady Nimue
All captured, in the dungeon. it's a bore-off between Leander and Sawel.
More knights captured
2:30 the great escape
2:52 boss fight
Schimpff!!!
3:03 Gawaine. What a guy.
Year 532
18m Daig gets into a hammer fight with Sir Hammer and claims the title.
Pagent
47 lets get some fucking birds out
The court of love. Great voice work
~1:15 royal guests, King Today and his retinue
1:34 Sawel and the "nun" in the chapel
1:57 Dave's abysmal luck continues and he fucks up Agrawaine's horse. I'm sure he'll forget that soon.
Quest for Logrin the giant
2:24 discussion on dave's character building strategies
2:30 Brother!
Giant slain, meeting the robber knight and Mordred
2:54 the curious young boy...
It's been a while. I finished the last episode this morning. Some of my notes decided to vanish from evernote and I had to recreate them from memory and skipping through the episode. I won't be spellchecking the names so they will be what they sounded like to me. :)
DeleteYear 533
17m the mystery of the journeymen finally solved
dice rolling techniques of the masters
miniature painting saved your marriage
28m just a reminder, talk of returning CoC characters for Orient
57m Leanders crappy wife
Jen recounting of Sawel meeting the "nun"
1:11 Leander fumbles
1:16 the black knight on a quest and many other fay encounters Daig meet his dad.
~1:40 pentecost tourney, sigebryht wins jous
1:50 agrawaine challenges daig, crit to the face, lady loorette to the rescue
Leanders epic duel with Tristram
2:20 queens knights, escort quest
2:25 Sawuels request
2:27 leander and the yellow knight
Tourney of the elephant
2:59 lady chaweina? needs a champion
Year 534
18m poor leaders wife
37m mandatory court of love
1:09 Jerk Hervis
1:14 quest to reclaim jerk hervis' favor by killing sir turquin. thanks mordred.
1:20 in to the forest
the headless dog and mad sir daig
filthy saxons
2:00 oh daig
2:28 oh daig... huggiehug
daig v agravaine armor challenge
leander rocks the joust, daig is victorious!
Year 535 pt. 1
42 earl roberts son is marrying leanders amor
improvements to salisbury, secret tunnels
disaster in reinland
woods of wagon
1:05 quest for the howling demon of sommerset, couldn't find a nice demon
~1:14 enthusiastic welcome at bath, but subdued feeling in court
1:27 what noise? I head nothing.
~1:35 the goblin mens fruity stains on her chin and bodice
1:50 fairy market
sweetmeats
trade for the lady's soul, a chirclet in the cave
2:20 two ugly giants
the test of fire
2:45 surprice twist
leanders swanky tapestry
2:56 oh daig...
leanders love potion
Year 535 pt. 2
~8m love potion schenanigans
15m leander joins the round table
~33 leander fumbles app
double wedding fun
57m a mystery knight looking for challenge, the basket knight
percivals great deeds, kays shame, smug dwarves
1:25 is Orlond around? does she see me?
leander the love sick deuche
~1:37 a lovely gift for the queen
1:48 5 ladies, 5 quests
~2:40 kay gets what's coming, never fuck around with a melancholy juggernaut.
Years 536 & 537
12m leander scores a love wife passions. ha!
Oh no daig...
24m count daig
war in france
poor tormented lancelot
1:07 my champion vs your least glorious knight, sounds fair
1:17 daig the hound dog. married, concubine and still has affairs. wife leaves for nunnery.
1:46 notorious D.A.I.G.
new rules of love, generating the nun for jen, discussion on ideas of romance
2:14 the grand court of love
2:50 daig brought his concubine to the tourney
2:59 leander fails in spectacular fashion
Will post more later.
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DeleteYear 538 & 539 part 1
DeleteAll ladies
Jen gets smart horses for knight and lady
8m leanders enemy is going down like a clown
Des's lady get married
~50 queen goes maying, armored knights follow, sir meliodeuche!, kidnapped
~1:10 brought to a tower, jen throws a dagger, cattines and schenanigans
~1:16 Escape attempt
1:30 lancelot
Queen accused
Meliograns slain
Winter phase
2:01 leander jousts for a month for his amor
2:24 court of love, asking for a friend
Percival returns
2:37 a most hideous woman enters court and berates percival
Year 539 part 2
Roasted frog legs and whatnot
The opulent tent and it strange dwarven host. The master is conspicuosly abscent
The knight who would not bleed
~45 two knights with similar heraldry
56 the adventure in the frog court begins
Ah, sir longhop of puddlejump.
1:06 "we've sent emissaries to camelot, but none have returned...
Feast at puddlejump, the terrible beast
Fight with the heron
1:33 Triumphant return, religious debate about sex with animals, sawel infatuated with the frog princess
1:39 tiny turney
1:48 sawel flirts with the princess while jade is dying, and marries her
~2:15 bonus character creation session for Malvis
Year 540
Sir Daig renouncing his countship
27 leander finally got rid of the wife, intense love soloing follows and as per usual he fails. "This is my life now" and only son dies as well.
The king is missing! Headbashing ensues
1:12 "god I'm unlikable"
Leander teams up with Mordred after learning they should search forest oroyo
1:24 fresh grave and a small leanto
1:29 cemetary and knocked over headstones
Stinky Hyenas
1:47 the rules are still a little hazy for some. :)
Hyenas again in the night, mordred felt too tired to watch
2:13 kings work
2:19 chef showtime and his helpers
2:26 the lady of the sunflower, daig and leander decide to stick around since they have nothing to live for. :P
Year 541
DeleteRenae is back! New character generation. Antrep(?)
30 i knew i wasn't a bad gm
35 still confused with the sunflower lady
36 thats not how the tapestry shows it
~56 daig has really found his sweet spot with the sunflower lady
Sick burns on the king and queen
~1:05 nimue frees daig from servitude
1:10 Following the slime trail
Nimue in trouble, lone knight vs 3 + lady. Morgan?
Puns and jokes flying left and right
Off with her head
1:51 back in camelot
2:05 feel bad for your choices in life
Crazy rich rewards, perry knighted, antrep married.
2:48 wishing well
Year 542
Retcon, athrep now Percys son gracien
Daves decadent dice test
32m note passing :)
~1:00 gracien challenges leander, that loveable asshole.
1:19 more notes, gracien is up to something, buuuuut is struck down in melee to -9 :(
1:24 leander was having relations with graciens wife
~1:46 mordred the deuche
~1:55 agravaine cheats and nearly kills daig during joust
2:08 the ugliest knight
The lady kidnapped by foul scoundrel
Returned, but purity questioned by priest
2:40 tale of the bed that only the pure may sleep in
2:49 castle of the leperous lady
Sir ewain challenges the son, a pompous ass, and a bear, a wolf, a farmer.... Also killer of sir Ewain.
3:02 and the lady dies "i cant believe i married you"
Dave swears off the newton tony line
Year 543 pt. 1
~20 leanders love mess. "Why was I mad at her again?"
24 daig starts amoring loorette
The reason for leanders poor dex is revealed
Sir bleoboris challenges leander to quest of the circle of gold
~1:00 meeting sir pace
1:19 entering the kingdom of the circle of gold
The first challenge. Leander kills a knight.
~1:55 Campfire chatter
Second challenge, leander downed
2:16 daig uses rules lawyer, its super effective
Year 543 pt 2
Sir Pleoberis shows up, Perry in tow. Shit talking ensues. (He wears a wig)
50 sir perry rescues the fachan
Scheming at the camp
1:01 "as usual, the irish have lead you down a primrose path to destruction" "it's all about the journey"
1:06 the place of bright magic
Relaxing baths, hot chicks and tasty food
1:29 strange foul smelling place
1:35 companions find that bleobaris has succeeded and very disingenious congratulations are given
~2:15 tourney, mystery knight is kicking ass and handing out pamphlets
Ok, now I'm just dumping the rest. There will be lots of spelling mistakes as I'm putting these down on the go at work, on walks etc.
DeleteYear 544
Tourney circuit, pentecost effed with lancelot and tristan present
50 second tourney, daig goes mad, sir backup goes mad...
1:00 dave keeps failing, 12 on aging roll, fumble on first aid. Jen: what a sport, i'd be in my car crying
Dave puts couple more backups on the table and into the hospital tent
1:34 "dont cry for me"
~1:50 impromptu tourney of friendship, marks swearsh homage, lamerack wins the joust set up for orkneys and is later found in bed with queen margosa
2:10 marks of the kingdom in trouble
So many tournamnets. Dave total: 2 mad knights, 5 characters played. New record!
Year 545
19m My lifes in ruins and i feel lile an ass, must be love
39m kings announcement, tourney in fey lands
~1:25 the trip to king todays court begins
Tathan out-jousts king arthur, but just fails to win against king today
Aufio glitch and grand melee is lost, but daig went mad again, sigebryht had a tennis match with king today fressed as björn borg, on theway home the companions forgot to tue horses together and got lost in time for several years
Year 547 gen con special
Dave rolled a 14hp character...
The oldknights inheritance
35 duel for the testament, dave brings out the religious fanaticism.
Dave trying to kill his character. Face meeeee!
Sir Tigre the kitty
Sit mommas boy cant get married because mom says no. Plot to knight thesquire and marry him off to the lady
1:07 lancelits son!?
1:17 shut up dave. Dont talk about my dice.
Crazy sir dave still trying to get himself killed, but manages to survive the joust
1:47 the young squire goes mad in front of the king
Best madness ever! Land and a letter of introduction
~2:00 lancelot went mad and is missing, hefty glory for finder
2:12 fuck off peasants
2:27 you can't just use random amounts of dice
2:34 imagine if you roll four fives!
2:42 peace out
Years 544-551 the leander special
17 she hate wooing me back!
21 finally down to rf 1 after 2 crits
Back to 2 the 3
43 Love on the solo, fumble on amor. Dammit leander. But he makes it! And wont consumate... Cock tease.
56 whats in the booooox
Love is consumated and discovered by husband who turns out to be gay. A son is born
1:54 it's me
Mordred proclaims himself arthurs son and proceeds to deuche up the feast
The land is dying
2:18 tristan and isolde picncking amont the dead and starving
Ship down to cornwall
Rescue of lady malia(?)
2:40 lets create a distaction
Explosion! King marks treatchery
Year
552
15 tearstains on your char sheet, must be pendragon
25 Once you leander, you dont meander
Journeyman of the guild of gigolos
Sir daigs duel with agrawaine. Rip.
Christmas in camelot, lancelot returns
Leander challenges agrawaine, but it is postponed
Mordreds parentage cpnfirmed
~1:50 fertility treatments for the queen
Ti thefey market!
2:06 piggy knight
2:14 the mudbaths
2:32 the piggy feast. Leander fumbles his hospitability
2:40 calegsris gives an impassioned speech and fumbles hospitability and joins leander in jail
Perry saves the day
Companions leave and emerge from the kingdom weeks later
2:53 the duel finally, leander pops him in one
Year 553
DeleteCynrains little thing
43 leanders spectacullar fumble in camelot followed by another one
~1:25 pentecost melee. Epic fight beteween perry and caludaris. Self hit with 2h flail.
Chevalier sans memorie
1:34 i beg to differ sir
Giant black dwarf and dwarf white giantess
1:49 quest quest quest
Meeting cynrain
2:10 the wurm
2:18ish hail giant
2:31 paganism is all the visgra you neef
Cynrain v perry? Nice knowing you
He remembers! Assault on sir osana. To horse!
Year 554
29 siege perilous
The other sword in the other stone
Sir Galahad
51 leander fumbnles honor
Emperor yesterday
Fucking feastus interruptus
58 angelic choirs and shit
Everyone on the grail quest, clan cynrain rides forth
1:18 sir aerrons admonition
1:57 castle of maidens. Hahahaa, Fuck you all!
~2:20 bridge of memories
The frozen knight, calagarris gets some land
~2:50 the lady in the pot, castle of adventure
~3:00 cursed castle of the black hermit
Everyone falls to the curse, calagaris and perry slain
Years 555 ladies & 557 usual gang
Renaes lady married to old jeridan, got 4 kids, one died in plague. Enotional roller coaster.
~30 pagent
Duality tournament, lord of the dance
KingMarks invasion
Fleeing to camelot
1:21 audience with the king
1:30 assault on theinfernal engine :(
1:40 ladies depart to parlay
Lady melias Sacrifice, Explosion
Companions at thehermits castle grow more decrepit
Percival to the rescue
2:18 kill the hermit!
2:18 the load bearing boss, cynrain must be saved!
2:39 tourney of the dead
3:00 soring returning!
Year 558
Everyone makes their way down camelot way
1:14 a bit of falconry
Hebes wins the joust unhorsing leander! Well done dave
~1:30 Hebes gets a visit from a beaver
Sir longhop!
Leander, you ignorant slut
1:46 silberty hill
2;11 Battle ofkleopolis
2:32 leander rip, unless
2:49 turanus fumbles passion. Cracra.
~3:00 Charge vs enemy commander after crit battleroll. Hebes takes the kill.
3:12 obrrons offer
Here evernote wiped my notes twice, no time stamps..
DeleteYears 559-60
Orkney deuchebaggery
Island of dr giant
Manticore slayers
Blood tourney with the orkneys
Sigebryht is melee champion
Drama at tathans bedside
After 2:45
Sigebryht cleaves a knight
Tathan duels a bastard brother
Year 561
DeleteThe lost notes
Looking for cynrain, The quest of yhe dolorous women.
59 the bower
1:12 the belligerent knight in stocks
1:47 the castle
2:14 the funky marsh
The giant beaver and and tye thirsty tree
2:33 Poor tathan rip
Year 562
18 pentecost follies
Fey passion is a bitch
40 queen accused
Leander tries to marry lady anne, but forgot the court date
58 the inhospitable marshfield manor
1;11 thank you for cursing me
Leander accused of murder, investigation
1:53 tyranus' special diplomacy. Hold the cross, threaten with hell, torture, killing.
"Show her the finger!"
2:11 hot stewardship action
Just a nibble
Orkney plots, killer cook
Ladies day tournament
Year 563-564
12 leanders arthridis
Wouldnt be a virtue test without swearing
Sigebryhts daughter
59 testify!
1:10 its just beginning my friend
1:16 agracane de-handed, poor hebes is too drunk to flee. Rip.
1:30 queen sentenced to death
1:43 The rescue!
Sir Perrin slain in his nightshirt
Let the jimmies rustle through you
Siege at lancelots castle
2:06 battle of dolorous guard
Leander v gawaine, rip leander
Lancelot spares arthur, but is exiled.
564
Siege in france
News of arthurs death, mordred assumes the crown and plans to marry queen
3:00 escorting the queen, sir kay!
Siege of london
3:10 never question lancelots honor
3:14 mordred burns the round table
Year 565
Tyranus gets a curse, dave loses armor
29 trump jokes, i might cast that...
34 poor gawain
41 the cynrain clan. Amazing.
47 peace talks, fucked
Bring out the shampagne
Rip gondrins (rpberts boy)
Rip cynfan
Elephants...
Rip tyranus
1:50 destriers for all
Rip jeridan
2:12 percival and the grail knights
~2:45 zombie blains kills cynrain
~2:45 arthur slayes mordred, sigebryght disposes of excalibur, arthur departs
errybody ded.
Hindsight being what it is... About 3/4 done I had a plan formulated on how to take proper notes. I should've set categories to look out for and marked each episode with good one-liners, group effort, important story elements and so on, but I wasn't about to go back and start again.
DeleteNow, my personal favorite things:
Cormack was great. His former squire Sir Ponce was great. Chalonge the intelligent horse was funny and I wish I'd marked spots with him down more accurate.
Everything Dave did turned into tragedy. That's one epic tragic story. Daig being the highlight.
Morian in the streets, Rashid in the sheets. That shit was so tragic. Also, Leander being a lovesick deuche was fun.
Wolfram's death scene.
The early back and forth's about young Robert. There's one in 519 but I didn't put down the earlier ones. Funny.
Anyway, was fun going back. First semester of college coming to and end and this has been a welcome distraction at times. Nice to reset the old brain with something fun. What next? Deadlands revisit?
I'll never forget the lawn party from early Pendragon, where the entire session was the PKs sitting outside, watching their lessers dig things up out of the ground. An interesting (if anachronistic) touch.
ReplyDeleteall of David S.'s deaths in Pendragon. That's it.
ReplyDeleteOkay my actual favorites.
First off "Sir Cynrain killed the devil!" from the grail quest.
David S. losing a half-generated character against Lancelot.
Wulfram begging forgiveness from a cruel manor lord, and it succeeding.
Sir Caligaris revealing that he is a seventh son.
Kangi Taken-Alive's line "I know how to skin a wolf" as a threat.
Anything involving Son of a Bitch farting :D
two more.
DeleteCynrain seeing Mavis and his son singing after recovering Mavis, and a tear coming to his eye.
Any time that a PC got a wife and dowdry and then promptly had them die in childbirth.
and when Daig convinced a giant he was his brother with a crit deceitful roll
DeleteSo I went and re-listened Deadlands. It was good.
ReplyDeleteCharacter creation
3m i wanna start kicking ass. Best man speach.
9m taking off the corset of cthulhu
Ep 1
On the train
10 under attack
34 fanatical barebackers
Into the tunnel
1:35 meeting Hellström
Bugs
Ep 2
Braking throughto californie
Assaulted by orientals
41 steam cars, gatlings and bluehaired muscle men
1:06 damn ninjas
1:38 arrival at lost angels
Battle
~1:50 Into the city, sneaking about, fleeing the guard
~2:10 the chase
Escaoe from lost angels
Nukes away
Ep 3
Story of des' traumatic experience
45 sanitarium
The good doctor sandy, er sanderson petersen
1:06 meet salazar & bruce
1:37 soggoth, i mean new flesh
Quad jogging in place waiting for the others
Dynamite is the solution to everything
Back to hellströms camp
2;12 hellström negotiates exclusive trade deal with tye reverend
2:20 welcome to perdition
Ep 4
Lacie is back!
33 miss dora bowman!!!
47 magical adventure of friendship
51 scruffy dont care
Making rounds, making impressions
1:59 quads ladyfriend arriving
2:30 deputy doc on thr case
Ep 5
Renae joining the adventure
14 gm scoffing at boaating skill
37 spill the beans
52 the house of horrors
Missing son
further investigation
1:21 the demon
Punch and pie social
Reyurn to the house of horrors. Doc macgyvers the shit out of a safe
Mob at the jailhouse howling for blood, quad is one cold bastard.
2:30 miss lily calms the mob with her womanly ways
2:39 lacies proposition, explorers society
Ep 6
Delete38 game start
45 taking the boat tp shan fan
~1:03 getting the lay of the land
Miss lily is a delight. Renae delivers perfectly.
Explorers society burnt, meeting marshal tony
1:45 the show
1:56 meeting the explorers
Mr Dillinger
2:00 adventure for captain pennington-smythe
2:15 riding for big ears tam
2:20 lily charming her way in and into bigears' heart. Well done renae.
Tea with Tam and a lunchtime performance tomorrow
Captains location discovered
Ep 7
11 jades weird dreams
12 heading into thin noodles ma'd joint
Des's player knowledge vs character knowledge rant. Totally agree.
22 planning
Wind machine in action
Fight
1:01 Are we sill pussies david
Lily down, everyone bruised up, but victorious
1:19 untie captain smythe and book it
1:30 location of the amulet
Race against the tong to the cave
1:43 guts rolls, floor full of broken corpses, a golem appears,
Recovery of the amulet, glowing runes, nuke the site from orbit
~2:15 joining the order
Ep 8
7 all aboard the nightingale
20 bit of gambling
24 lets hit the buffet, ghost maggots in the taters
32 the wet lady
36 weird date on the paper
47 departing at sacramemti, station master bewildered, you mean i lost 12 dollars in ghost poker,
57 mining company offering reward for finding makers of ghostrot
Investigation, questioning witnesses, fighting crazed soldies
1:45 Capture soldier gives up the supplier
Hellström industries! Da da daaaaa!
2:05 confronting dr carr
Lily lights some fireworks
2:31 word from pennington smythe
Ep 9
10 the ghost toilet
Aboard a maze runner headed to shan fan
Boarded by mexican navy soldiers
~30 Meeting at with smythe
Some doofus lost the key to their vault to big ears tam
51 lily does a numbet on old tammy
Gambling with mahjong.
1:01 all the winners need to take a shot, flirting
1:18 returning to town with the key
The special quest bonus items specially useful for each character. 😃
Circumventing 8 pages of adventure.
Opening the vault, more mysterious runes, hints towards the island of ghost tears
Summoned to perdition
Quick jaunt to the island
1:47 arriving at the island, crazy crow, hermit
Loots of ghosts
2:11 chat with a menacing ghost
Spill the beams again 😃
The pavilion and ghost lady (mang?), destroy the wolf and i shall help you.
2:26 meanwhile, kangee is running around looking for the hermit...
Ep 10
Loot crate arrived
22 back into action
27 ok now into action
Kangee vs the wolf
50 burning the corpse, closure for the ghosts
Nights rest and boat ride to perdition
1:15 lily spots a familiar face at the docks
1:37 arrival in perdition
I need you to brake into The Rock
Plan, cap fat, shopping montage
1:58 plan in motion
2:14 entering the sewer
Ghost rock generator, chuckie-bill, hellman, jim and stumpy
Escape and camp
Ep 11
Delete7 hellman speaks
49 jericho the maze dragon
Heading to Progress to drop off hellman and catch a boat
59 is jimmy a snitch?
1:02 weird noise, a hole, prof wandergrif, more runes, revelations about the rune sites, an elemental
1:28 rolling into progress
~1:36 all aboard
1:51 saucy jack!
Meeting the indians, born-in-a-bowl kidnapped, rescue party
Spooky moaning indian corpses strung up
The shaman of the rattle snake clan
Ep 12
Manitou, just like in real life
Fight with papa rattlesnake continues
1:12 not chucky bill!
1:55 doc dies, but is brought back with jens card
Looootsa fighting still. Litle dolls wreck shit.
~2:25 born in a bowl takes one for the team
Ep 13
Remember to make blomdies for horror
Nobody knows if doc's ok, since jade is playing both sides
20 some light gambling on the boat, kangee finally winning, foc caight cheating
~28 neat duel mechanic
New doc is a cold son of a gun
47 dropping off borninabowl
1:00 jimmy the werewolf
1:31 aproaching journeys end, strange rock formations
1:55 among the charnel pits, i should've gone with jim
2:01 giant praying mantis made of bones
Book it back to perdition, reduced the fear level
Ep 14
Heading to return seesfaraways skull
Visions of reverend grimms origin
Plan to end the reign of terror
~40 battle
44 origin of battle cat
1;01 giant octopus
1:12 20k leagues under the sea realness. Drag race showing. 😃
1:18 back in shan fan, trip to ghodt tear island
Doc ghosts out, revenan are so coool, lily has a heart attack, giggle attacks, new hints
1:50 visiting doom town, jade pulls out another game breaker card 😀
2:07 a note, more clurs, creack on the porch, the caretaker
2:22 swindleeeer...
Fight wity the mysterious menacing apparation
2:39 angry mob appears
Ep 15
14 quad lights a match
48 saucy jacks unfortunate erection
1:08 caretaker gone
The "abandoned" mining colony
Chinamen
Parchment with rituals
1:29 hidden passage
Cyclops and flying jumpkicks
Long fight, rubblr to clear
2:05 hey, i'll just ghost through the rock
The caretaker! Slug people, rune
Jades clever plan to smear tye rune and bring down the cave
Ep 16
DeleteDropping in on smythe
Word of burning mans cave and possible purate treasure
Kang offered bounty after island blew up
51 gang of pirates
Showdown
1:12 windstrom
1:36 that was one tough pirate lady
1:44 oops, it was warlord kangs girlfriend
1:52 the cave
I feel like we've been here for an hour
Ghost doc burst in fire, tons of damage. Oops
Another way in, a bastard of a climb.
A whole mess of molten gold!
2:30 petrellus mining system to the rescue
Return to perdition, 20 on fear reduction
2:44 a flight of guardian angels
Ep17
9 outhouse log
18 lily goes berserk
21 kangee fans the hammer, after much fumbling with bonuses and dice rolls 4 enemies are down
36 lily is cold. Love it.
I think they weresupposed to interrogate the guardian angel, but instead spend 10 minutes having a shit talking session in front of him. 😃
55 docs miracle
Heading down to mexicali
1:14 pursuit
1:29 theexploding horse gag
1:48 the saddle sores
2:04 dino-lizard-things, quadnearly dies, but is saved through the miracle of doc
Bunch of mexicali zombie soldiers
2:24 ranch of struth, saucy jacks friend, guard duty at the ghost rock claim
2:50 whole army of mexican zombies heading north
Ep18
Daves first appearance + guest star Susan.
~50 tale of victor tundra
Plans to blow up thezombie factory
Into the tunnels, is the tapping sound benevolent or malicious?
~1:25 creepy large headed childsized creepsters
Doc dissappears, extansive note passing, the revenant is in charge
~2:05 dave being dave, failing left and right
2:16 it's hissing!
Boom
2:34 back together
Zombies in mexicali
To recap: Good stuff, shitty audio, we want more susan
Ep 19
Recap
41 back at struths, riders on the horizon
Mexican edward james olmos and a couple danny trejos looking for a live bait shop
1:01 vicrors tearfull goodbye with sonofabitch
Blowing and rowing to stanleys bait and curio
1:11 the curios, santa anas leg, the man himself shows up, magic leg
Notebook decoded
1;55 back in mexicali for the rune
Jim is back, new suit, lots of whiskey
2;38 in the mine tunnels, more "orphans" and narrow misses
Ep 20
Boating off to the next rune, victor at the helm
~45 crashed chinese junk north of lost angels, glowing with arcane energy, everyone is suddenly very hungry
Crew emaciated, huge hulking man-beast sleeping inside
1:00 plans to kill it, dynaite naturally
1;04 never look back, beast rising from the blaze, gritgate ( you only tell them each tine :P), quickie cabe/glyph.
1:20 doc falls asleep, wakes with a vision of the angel in the next cave
If dynamite s wrong i dont want to be right
Headin to progress, lily being lily in the saloon
~2 getting a ride
2:14 entering the angel cave, the chained angel, the three items
Ghost doc is a great trap springer
2:30 what back to back aces sound like
Doc again saves the day
~2:45 doc blesses the demon
Only lily comes up. 😃
Ep 21
Delete13 i just want you lily
27 clear!
37 arrival at richmond, sounds go dull
44 love at first mustache
Surly shopkeep, weird synchronized stairing, the barber has some interesting books, beings from beyond the stars
1:14 clever use of a card reveals the barber is also an alien!
1:24 surprice twist. The snake-oil salesman is buddies with the barber-alien
Ooooh brain canisters. mi-go!
Kill me! Kill me!
Fight
1:57 doc bursting through a mi-go like athena
Bringing down the main mine cavern, doc protects oliver the barber
Further into the cavers
2:44 the portal
Ton of dynamite through the portal and high tail out of the mine
Ep 22
The townsfolk approach with torches
Missing time, doc will ghost to the final rune, Gm switcewroo
46 jim and son-of-a-bitch. "You've changed"
1;00 heading to town.
Tales of woe, missing people
A little boy snatched
1:29 "got the hand!"
Meeting the congregation
All aboard the red herring express, destination coastal caves. Choochoo.
1:57 "there been no make-out parties for nigh on 5 years"
2:14 bundles of seaweed
Compass with initials E.F.
2:28 a torch wielding mob
2:34 sonofabitch is misssing. Noooooooo!
Motherfucking cannibals
Wereshark on werewolf action
I wish you guys had another manitou card to bring back sonofabitch
3:23 victor cauterises a wound
Ep 23
31 no, you cant send victor in and snipe him
Smythe, dillinger and doc show up
Lily draws blood, earth quakes,
1:13 elementals burst out to protect lily
Council of 13 and grimm attack
1:26 villainous verbosity and spill the beans. Neat combo. 😃
1;35 shaunesy whips lily, lily goes berserk
2:09 beg for your life
Silence for the genius
She's never satisfied
2:41 oh dave... Victor bites the dust
2:46 oh shit, kangee pulls out high noon card
Kangee goes down
2:59 tsunami lands on top of the city, doc ghosts
So there it is, typos and everything. Most of that was typed while walking the dog or driving a forklift so there's quite a bit of them.
DeleteMy favorite character was Lily. Renae did a spectacular job portraying her.
Some of my favorite moments were:
Ep3: Quad jogging in place while the others catch up
Ep4: Miss Dora Bowman announced
Ep6: lots of good Lily bits
Ep7: Are we still pussies David?
Ep9 Lily charms Tam, again
Ep13 how new doc handles conflicts
Ep14 Swindler...
Ep15 Saucy Jack's unfortunate erection
Ep17 Lily is cold. Damn.
Ep19 Lily at the shop. :D
Ep20 If dynamite is wrong, I don't want to be right, Doc blesses the demon
Ep21 Lily and the pilot. Ohhhh miss Lily.
Ep22 Got the hand! Make out parties.
Ep23 "No, you can't send in Victor and snipe him" Berserk Lily vs Shaunesy. Dave's character dying without his help.
So awesome! Thanks for doing all this (and suffering through the dodgy audio...).
DeleteNo problem. After doing the Pendragon notes my brain defaults to pausing and opening evernote whenever something cool happens. :) Had to actively stop myself from doing that when catching up with A!C.
DeleteThe audio was alright for the most part. The volume tended to drift somewhat so they could use some leveling, but it's not a major issue unless you're like me and listening to them on the road or in the cabin of a forklift. :P
It's really just that one episode, but no amount of leveling will fix that. It's nice that it's still listenable for completeness sake. Rather have that than a lost episode.
Oh, I forgot I listened some other episodes too.
ReplyDeleteI don't have time stamps from Dave's World of Darkness sessions, but Jade's character Rich is a treasure. He's littered all over the episodes. Also, the Burger Shack was funny in episode 3 or 4. And Brendan's Scruffy. He does wonderful characters.
Zombi episode 3
2:40 David's bike messenger character.
Also around that time there was a Dave character that only lit more and more cigarettes for new character bursting into the scene.
Dungeon World was boiled down brilliantly: Snark and Loot. Around 10m Des is agonizing over race selection and Jen has a solution.
I needed some more Larkins & Co in my life so I went through Night Witches again. Very good stuff. The highlights were in episode 2:
ReplyDelete~1:30 "Very boyish. I like that" Just lay back and think of the mission pool.
~2:30 "It gets lonely in here." Lay back and think of Popov.